Posts tagged with "lol"
My mom has literally thought every person in my house is gay. she thought my dad was gay when she met him. she thought my sister was gay. she thought my boyfriends was gay. and today i was talking about a girl i thought was cute and i giggled and she just smiled and said what and i was like MOM HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW I’M LIE A LIGHTHOUSE OF RAINBOW I’M OBSESSED WITH DRAG QUEENS AND I KISS GIRLS. then we laughed for about ten fucking minutes. I love my mother she’s the best.
So my roommate is nuts.
So I got back at her.
EDIT: She’s just notified me that she’s going to have a man over and they’re going to do naughty things. She doesn’t know about her surprise yet.
My sister asked me if anal bleaching was real.
So I went to google and found this:
“Look younger, everywhere.”